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| Karen
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DISCLOSURE OF MATERIAL CONNECTION: I have a direct relationship
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From
the desk of Chet Day, Editor
Health & Beyond Online
If
you're a typical stressed out 21st century man or woman, you're
probably a caffeine junkie consuming coffee or energy drinks faster
than a beatnik in a 50's coffee cafe.
If
the above description fits you, you're also no doubt experiencing
typical caffeine addiction symptoms on a regular basis:
- nervousness
- irritability,
anxiety
- G/I dysfunction
- tremulousness
- muscle
twitching
- headaches
- and occasional
heart palpitations.
Do you think
your caffeine addiction is worth all those unpleasant and potentially
dangerous symptoms?
Well,
I created the StereoCoffee CD as non-drug, caffeine
alternatives to help overworked and stressed-out men and women.
If
you're working so much and sleeping so little that it's nigh impossible
to get up in the morning and stay awake and alert at work without
coffee and energy drinks, then our CD will help you break your reliance
on stimulants that keep you going through your stress-packed day.
Is
Getting Up in the Morning Hell for You?
If
you're living in the modern age and count yourself as the average
overworked, over-stressed man or woman, getting started in the morning
is torture.
For
instance, your alarm goes off and you can't believe it's already
time to get up because you're as exhausted as a hung-over grad student
who stayed up all night to finish a paper.
So
what do you do?
If
you're like the average Joe or Jane, you stumble to the kitchen
to pour the day's first of many cups of coffee.
I
bet you even have an espresso machine.
And
I also bet you've set the autotimer on your caffeine machine to
have hot brew ready and waiting for you as soon as you get out of
bed every morning.
Then
you swallow that dark, stimulant-laden beverage -- either loaded
with sugar for an extra energy boost or black as coal if you really
need to jump-start your body.
After
a shower and another cup of Java -- sipping that one on your drive
to work, am I right? -- you eventually start feeling like you may
be awake enough to survive to the first coffee break.
| You know as well as I do that the above
routine is NOT |
| a healthy way to start your day and
to live your life. |
Well,
our StereoCoffee CD is going to help you wake up
every morning without the jitters and bad breath associated with
coffee and caffeine.
And we guarantee it because our safe and effective NeuroImagery
brainwave entrainment technology works better than caffeine to keep
you awake and alert!
| Here's
a Brief Description of |
| NeuroImagery
Audio Technology |
Using
vibrational entrainment methods which act like a tuning fork
for the brain, the NeuroImagery
audio technology on the three tracks of StereoCoffee
stimulates your brain to generate healthy
and powerful beta waves associated with improved emotional
stability, as well as productive energy levels, attentiveness,
and concentration.
A person with sophisticated
sound analysis software would discover on the three StereoCoffee
tracks several extremely powerful
brain entrainment techniques that comprise our
second generation NeuroImagery
audio technology.
Interestingly enough,
NeuroImagery
audio technology does not rely solely
on binaural beats, the brain entrainment method
used in many of the world's most expensive self-improvement
CDs.
Consequently, each
of our three audio tracks effectively entrain your brain to
productive beta waves with or without using headphones! |
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Do
You Suffer from Midmorning and Afternoon Slumps?
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Most
people in the work force today struggle with low energy and sleepiness
during the midmorning hours and again in the afternoon, either right
after lunch or a couple of hours later.
You
know, that time of the day when your energy drops out beneath you
like a plummeting elevator every afternoon.
When
you feel like a fish out of water.
When
you're tempted to grab the stapler as the only way to keep your
eyes open.
So
what do you do to stay awake?
- You have
another cup of coffee...
- You slug
down an expensive energy drink...
- You pop
a caffeine pill or a ridiculously overpriced prescription upper
dealt to you by your friendly physician...
Again,
the above are NOT healthy choices for staying awake and alert.
| Instead
of Unhealthy Drinks and Drugs, Use StereoCoffee to
Wake |
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Up
in the Morning and to Remain Alert and Energetic All Day
Long
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You
know Red Mammoth or whatever that energy drink's called is
a short cut to a shorter life.
And
you also know five, six, seven cups of coffee a day is probably
not the best thing in the world for your body.
I
bet you'd probably like to break the hold that caffeine has on your
body, and I know you'd likely want to cut down on your coffee consumption.
Enter
the StereoCoffee CD on which you'll find three remarkable
audio tracks (can be ripped easily to mp3 files) that will solve
your morning and afternoon living zombie problems forever.
Let
me briefly describe each track...
StereoEspresso
- Track One
The
StereoEspresso wake-up track is the one you'll want to
keep on your home stereo set.
Try
this routine out for size:
Program
your bedroom CD player to blast this track to coincide with your
alarm clock. You'll have jacked the volume the night before, and,
boom, you'll burst wide awake to a fun, uplifting tune
that's layered with our powerful NeuroImagery sound
technology.
As
explained above, NeuroImagery audio
technology stimulates beta brainwave activity, which is associated
with improved emotional stability, as well as productive energy
levels, attentiveness, and concentration.
StereoCaffeine
- Track Two
Bogging
down at work midmorning or late afternoon and thinking about downing
an energy drink to bring you back to life?
Well,
forgo the Scarlet Bovine in a can and instead plug your headphones
into your office computer or your mp3 player and listen to StereoCaffeine,
the second powerful wake-up audio track on this amazing CD.
StereoCaffeine
(as well as the other two tracks) can be listened to with or without
headphones, by the way. Composed of brown noise with NeuroImagery
audio technology to help your brain generate wide-awake beta waves,
you'll perk up in a matter of minutes.
The
best part is you won't have to be dreading the inevitable crash
and downer from chugging an energy drink.
StereoArabic
- Track Three
StereoArabic
is the most powerful wake-up audio track on the CD.
It's
so powerful you actually have to be careful when you slap on a pair
of headphones and listen to StereoArabic. A little
bit of this one goes a long way.
In
fact, the StereoArabic track is so powerful, you'll
feel it working within the first minute of listening to it.
By
the time you get to the end of the track twenty minutes later, you'll
feel like you've just slammed back multiple cans of Crimson Taurus.
But without the caffeine and without the jitters!
Stay
Alertly Awake AND Save Money with StereoCoffee
Have
you ever calculated how much money you spend on caffeine and energy
drinks?
At
$2.00 or more a can, energy drinks are particularly overpriced.
Seriously, you're practically buying a cocktail each time you pull
out your wallet to buy a can of this unhealthy stuff.
Speaking
of cocktails... how would you feel about yourself if you drank as
many alcoholic beverages a day as you do energy drinks and/or cups
of coffee?
So
save your money and help your body by cutting back or eliminating
unhealthy stimulants that keep you awake.
Unlike
coffee beans and energy drinks, StereoCoffee can be
used again and again.
For
less than the price of a large pizza, you can own a healthy pick-me-up
audio tool that won't continually drain your wallet.
Your
Results Are Completely Guaranteed
Oh,
one more thing.
Our
CD is 100% money back guaranteed because at Health &
Beyond Online we're never satisfied unless our customers are
more than satisfied.
That
has been our philosophy since we started our natural health business
back in 1993.
So
here's our unequivocal guarantee...
Order
StereoCoffee CD and put it through its paces.
Rip
the tracks onto your MP3 player, save them on your computer's hard
drive, or burn them to multiple discs for 45 days. You be the judge.
If
our system doesn't deliver everything I've promised, or if you're
unhappy with it for any reason, simply email us at the address in
your receipt, and we'll immediately refund your entire investment.
We
can make this ironclad guarantee because during the development
phase of this project my research team and I personally experienced
and profited from the wake up power of the StereoCoffee CD.
We
know how well this CD works, and consequently we have complete confidence
that you're going to benefit from it as much as we have.
We're
practical people who want sharp and simple natural solutions that
work.
And
that's just what you'll find with StereoCoffee CD.
So,
right now, while it's fresh in your mind, order your copy of StereoCoffee
CD.
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